Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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