Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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