Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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