just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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