Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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