the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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