well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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