It's Friday. Sex?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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