oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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