what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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