"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
