So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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