then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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