Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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