i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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