Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
