I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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