I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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