I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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