You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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