break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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