The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
