Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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