I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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