Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"