super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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