Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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my shit smells like andre
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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