This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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