Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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