So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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