Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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