idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
