please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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