I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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