ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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