How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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