Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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