My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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