I'm lost and stupid without you.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
they're like a gay fantastic four
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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