Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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