the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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