it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
"it" just moved
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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