i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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