he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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