Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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