Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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