The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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