At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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