the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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