I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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