Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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