I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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