I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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