I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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